'WILD PETUNIA" was inspired by an aerobics/exercise show called "The 20 Minute Workout" that aired circa 1986. It was sort of like soft porn. Tym created a character named Petunia, who is more of a dominatrix than an aerobics instructor. This track is featured on the 2006 album, PARROT OX, under Tym's pseudonym ZANGSTAR ZYGMAN.
lyrics
On the TV screen you cannot enter
She's bent and stretched at the fitness center
She'll make you burn and make you quake
She'll keep you trim as a sirloin steak
From your eyebrows to your toes ~ She'll replace the world you know
She's your obsession now ~ You odda see the likes of Wild Petunia
Separate the fact from fiction
She'll cook you in her secret kitchen
You'll feel so hot when you begin it
She'll wear you down in 20 minutes
She can color all your dreams like a Playboy magazine
Have you thinking wild while she’s making you sweat
She'll melt you down ~ She'll fire you up ~ She'll pump your blood
You odda see the legs on Wild Petunia
Yeah, you really odda see her with your own two eyes
No need to plead and beg with Wild Petunia
Designed to make a grown man fantasize
You odda see the likes of Wild Petunia
Yeah, you really gotta see her with your own two eyes
credits
from TYM DEAL - VOLUME TWO,
released December 1, 2011
Music & Lyrics by Tym Deal.
Tym Deal: All guitars, bass, drums, vocals.
Produced by Tym Deal
The Long Island metal band's third album etches arena-sized hooks into their jagged compositions, deftly balancing experimental and poppy inclinations. Bandcamp Album of the Day May 12, 2022